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Sapient weapon · Introduced in Book 6
Spunky Jefferson
Spunky Jefferson is a sapient sock filled with nickels. It works as a blunt weapon, and its damage grows as it kills suitable targets.[1]
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Incremental bonuses
When inspected, its damage bonus is 238.5 percent. Each qualifying kill of a target within ten levels adds another 1.5 percent. It also gives ten Dexterity plus ten percent, a five percent chance to inflict Bonked, and a twenty percent chance to turn a killed mob into gold. The amount of gold depends on the mob’s level and inventory value.[2]
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History
Book 6
The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Carl takes Spunky Jefferson from Quan. Before the assault, he gives it to Don Quixote as the allies divide their equipment.[1]
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Sources
References are to Matt Dinniman’s novels. Book links open our recap guides.
- The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, Chapters 60, 64.
- The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, Chapter 64.